Post by laurcat on Dec 2, 2012 23:29:29 GMT -5
I had heard the story of poor, helpless Stacy, and tried to forget it. But when NatKaya found her eBay picture on her 'Next Doll' thread in the 'Doll Help' section, I figured it was time to tell it.
Eustacia Reginalda Diggles was an ordinary girl. She had hair, eyes, a face...Only she was lacking two very important body parts...So I guess she really wasn't an ordinary girl...He. Whatevs'.
Stacy had been born/manufactured/made by Santa's underpaid slave-elves without legs. All the other dolls made fun of her body and her marker-stained complexion. (And also the fact that her initials spelled 'ERD'.)
"Hey, Erdy! Almost time for class- better RUN!"
"Diggle-Wiggle! Goin' somewhere?"
"Those pants look a little long-Oh, those are shorts! My bad! Haha!"
All her life, that's what she heard. Even the town gangsters made fun of her.
"Yo Diggle-D-Wizzle Shizzle in da hizzle! Get 'cho torso ova' here!"
Stacy became so sick of the teasing, she set up and eBay account and- yes...She spent $200 dollars for a bucket of water Hannah Montana bathed in...and put herself up for an AUCTION. She hoped a stranger would buy her and take her to a better place.
Unfortunately, her sales agent thought it to be a good idea if she posed for the eBay photos naked...
Know one knows who will buy her, but she hopes to make a new journey unlike the last.
Eustacia Reginalda Diggles was an ordinary girl. She had hair, eyes, a face...Only she was lacking two very important body parts...So I guess she really wasn't an ordinary girl...He. Whatevs'.
Stacy had been born/manufactured/made by Santa's underpaid slave-elves without legs. All the other dolls made fun of her body and her marker-stained complexion. (And also the fact that her initials spelled 'ERD'.)
"Hey, Erdy! Almost time for class- better RUN!"
"Diggle-Wiggle! Goin' somewhere?"
"Those pants look a little long-Oh, those are shorts! My bad! Haha!"
All her life, that's what she heard. Even the town gangsters made fun of her.
"Yo Diggle-D-Wizzle Shizzle in da hizzle! Get 'cho torso ova' here!"
Stacy became so sick of the teasing, she set up and eBay account and- yes...She spent $200 dollars for a bucket of water Hannah Montana bathed in...and put herself up for an AUCTION. She hoped a stranger would buy her and take her to a better place.
Unfortunately, her sales agent thought it to be a good idea if she posed for the eBay photos naked...
Know one knows who will buy her, but she hopes to make a new journey unlike the last.
